Tuesday, January 22, 2008

The politician

The Supreme Court of Species was in session. A huge crowd comprising all the different living species on the planet turned out to witness the hearing for it was rarely held. Before the session began, the judge asked the prosecutor what the charge was.

"For saying bad things about others so to make him look good, Your Honour," he answered.

The judge then turned to the accused in the dock.

"What species are you!" he asked.

"I'm a human being," replied the accused.

"Occupation?" asked the judge again.

"Politician."

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