The idiot called back

A drunken man was walking on the street with burnt marks on his ears. His friend asked what happened. "My wife left the hot iron on when she left. So when the telephone rang I wrongly picked up the hot iron.""Oh, I see, but the other ear?"

"The idiot called back."

Source: Anthony de Mello

Isn't it funny to catch ourselves 'drunk' from our own foolishness sometimes. And laughing about it can be healthy.